Character Sketches:

Bachchan Pande (Akshay Kumar)
NAME: Bachchan Pande
AGE: 30 as per police records, 25 as per Chachi, 26 as per Omprakash, I think 28 MARITAL STATUS: Don't understand question
QUALIFICATIONS: Can steal electricity anywhere, can break all bones of body with guarantee
WORK EXPERIENCE: Fully experienced
ACHIEVEMENTS: Recovered everything from a cow to a bungalow AIM: Become killer

Jimmy (Saif Ali Khan)
NAME: Jimmy Cliff (Jeetender Kumar Makhwana P.S. Keep it confidential) AGE: Depends on the age of the girl across the table
MARITAL STATUS: Not interested, but always available
QUALIFICATIONS: Qualified enough to fix any girl in record time and ya of course, graduate
WORK EXPERIENCE: In the past two years, working in a call centre and coaching English
ACHIEVEMENTS: Highest number of girlfriends from class 5 to graduation
HOBBIES: Can't you guess
AIM: To stay alive

Pooja (Kareena Kapoor)
NAME: Pooja Singh
AGE: What is it got to do with you
MARITAL STATUS: Hot and single
QUALIFICATIONS: 34-22-34
WORK EXPERIENCE: More than you think
ACHIEVEMENTS: Still to achieve my main goal
AIM: To fool everyone

Bhaiyyaji (Anil Kapoor)
NAME: Lakhan Singh urf Bhaiyyaji
AGE: Remember not but young at heart
MARITAL STATUS: Bachelor since baby, will marriage soon
QUALIFICATIONS: MMS from King Kong University, JKL in Botany from Bing Bong University, BBMS from Kaun Sa Desh, Currently getting made English Honours marksheet, also three more degrees getting made in progress
WORK EXPERIENCE: Bhaiyyaji self made man, Pulled rickshaw and now pulling Money from all over India
ACHIEVEMENTS: Gunning and Robbing
HOBBIES: Wearing foreign costume, English speaking 24 hours
AIM: To speak English like George Bush.

Synopsis:

What happens when you throw two guys who hate each other together... A cool call centre executive Jimmy Cliff (Saif Ali Khan), a desi wannabe gangster Bachchan Pande (Akshay Kumar) add for good measure a beautiful girl Pooja (Kareena Kapoor) who can't be trusted... on a journey across spectacular India... a journey which will alter the course of their lives in more ways than one... a journey where even enemies need to trust each other if they want to be alive... Trouble is, in this world no one can be trusted ever! And to top it all, there is the evil eye of Bhaiyyaji (Anil Kapoor)... a maverick gangster who enjoys killing people as much as he enjoys speaking English... What you get is... TASHAN

Courtesy Bollywood Hungama